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What is Diwali for people working in IT?

  What is Diwali for people working in IT ?   Booking ticket to go to native, Entering your native like this, And the Celebration begins…..   Starting like this   Then eating like this Watching all TV programs like this, And then, no word is needed Finally returning back from native like this… Then Returning office like this Enjoy your Diwali happily and safely….  Have a fun filled Diwali frnds……… JJ

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

1) What are you doing?  Ans. : Business  Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! 2) What  are you  doing in Business?  Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! 3) From where  are you  getting Goods?  Ans. : From other State/Abroad  Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! 4) What  are you  getting in Selling Goods?  Ans. : Profit Tax : PAY INCOME TAX! 5) How do you distribute profit ?   Ans : By way of dividend  Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax 5) Where  you  Manufacturing the Goods?  Ans. : Factory Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY! 6) Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory? Ans. : Yes  Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX! 7) Do you have Staff?  Ans. : Yes  Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX! 8) Doing business in Millions?  Ans. : Yes  Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!  Ans : No Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax 9) r u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?  Ans. : Yes, for Salary.  Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX! 10) Where r u taking you

Shadow of Dreams

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Prayer for New Financial year.. 2013/14

Daily Prayer: O God, Give us strength, & Capacity to Pay Income Tax, VAT, CST, Service Tax, Excise Duty , TDS, ESI, LBT, Prop. Tax, Stamp Duty, CGT, Water Tax, Prof. tax, Road tax, Edu. Cess., Congestion Levy, & many more…. Beside Don’t Forget  Hafta(Protection money) Bribes, Donations, Chanda, Beggars etc… If we have some time and Money  left after  that … We will do some Business.. Cheers to Booming Indian Economy!!! Happy New Financial year.. 2013/14  J

Skills that are dying out Now – A – Days

Yes, Here am talking about the Skill’s that are dying out today because of technologies. Here are the few ones and reason for dying: 1)  Using dictionary:   Yes, using dictionary is dying now a days for searching a word. Google replaced searching for accurate word or some online or offline integrated dictionaries for laptop or mobile with easy to get meaning option is cause for death for searching dictionaries. 2)  Using Reference Book:  Now- a –days “Wikipedia” becomes the best reference book for all you need. And if something you didn’t find out go for Google search. Uses of Wikipedia and Google search have taken over the need to look at proper reference book or dictionary. 3)  Mental Arithmetic ability:  Uses of calculator, mobile or computer screen took place for all our daily need for doing some arithmetic. The ability to do mental arithmetic has suffered as people can readily use a calculator on their phone or computer screen. 4)  Reading Map:  Searching ability on